The shock wave from the giant, fuscia laser blows through the icy canyon in which you presently contend, and you stand among the corpses of your enemies.
When you switch to your assault rifle-the Dodongos are relentless, your health is too low, and there’s no time to reload-the shotgun curses the day you were born and calls you something best not repeated in delicate company. Your reptilian foes fall one after another, and the shotgun curses them in a raspy, Australian lady’s accent punctuated with censor tones that beep like Morse Code.
As this overture narrates the frenetic action, you raise the graffiti-laden shotgun you procured from a prepubescent autodidact and fire repeatedly at the Dodongo-Pokemon. The H-shaped space station looses a terrifying scream as a huge pillar of fuchsia plasma erupts from its oculus, burning through the moon of Elpis’s thin atmosphere and striking its barren surface with thunderous force. These countless Dodongo lookalikes roll aggressively toward you like Droidekas from Star Wars, tail-whipping you like so many low-level Pokemon. Suddenly, quadruped lizards that bear more than a little resemblance to Dodongo from Legend of Zelda burst from phosphorescent holes in the ground.
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Publisher: 2K Games Developer: Gearbox Software and 2K Australia Platform: PC (Steam) Price: $59.99 (vanilla) Introduction Fuchsia Death Rays ( I Was Picturing More of a Mauve) Picture with me if you will, an icy, otherworldly landscape you are traversing to reach a derelict train station in your quest to halt the H-shaped space station looming over you from loosing fuchsia death rays into the very ground you’re treading.
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